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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Best of the Decade Part 4: Best Looking Quarterbacks (By Skip Bayless)


Hello loyal pawns, and welcome to my own personal segment of this pitiful website's attempt at making jokes and actual sports facts. Of course being a genius myself, I figured that I would come in and help these two pitiful flaks in their attempt to make any sort of respectable listing. So join me, Skip Bayless, as I present my personal list, which I thought up myself, of the best athletic bodies of the decade.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Best of the Decade Part 3: Special Guest Writer 1!

We at 18-1 are joyed to have the head analysts from ESPN write a few Top 10s of their own to take a load of our shoulders! Today we have the amazing in depth perspectives of Chris Berman, Mark Schlereth, and Lou Holtz!




Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Best of the Decade Part 2: Craziest Sports Haircuts



Best of the Decade Part 2! Crazy Sports Haircuts
There have been many strange hairdos in the world of sports this decade and these are what we at 18-1 consider to be the craziest. Let's count down from #10 after the break.



Saturday, December 26, 2009

Best of the Decade Part 1: Best Madden/Collinsworth Quotes


There will be a new list almost everyday and this is just a short warmup. Look forward to reading lists such as best hair, biggest douchebag, best black hockey players along with a few special guest writers!


Urban Meyer Leaves Florida

Reports from Florida are that Urban Meyer will step down as the head coach of the Gators citing "health reasons." Obviously it is because he no longer can fuck Tim Tebow


UPDATE: Meyer is now saying he is only going to take a year off from coaching. Of course what he's really doing is taking off the year where the team will be rebuilding and doesn't want his record tarnished, so when he comes back he will look like the hero who helped to save Flordia football. Essentially, he's a fucking douchebag who's going to trick all of College Football and get away with it.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Friday's Sports Feature: Christmas Edition

Ah Christmas. A time of family, friends, love, and sports. This year you could do the same thing as every year by spending time with the family, or you could be awesome and watch NBA all day until the Friday night game between the Chargers and the Titans! Let's break down the pros and cons of each.

Merry Christmas from 18-1


Merry Christmas from your friends at 18-1!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Best of the NFL Week 14 and 15

Who called it? Who was it who claimed weeks ago that Brett Favre's time on the Vikings would result in bursting into flames and crashing? Yep, we did. Of course it's really not much of an accomplishment, since it was pretty obvious that it was bound to happen, so it's kind of like saying somebody with terminal cancer is going to die, except instead of being a tragic occurrence this is actually humorous. Unless you're a vikings fan (and if you are then you can go to hell!), then you really have no reason to like Favre. The guy tarnished his legacy and spit on all his fans from his days in Green Bay by going to a team which would hurt their chances of making the playoffs. However, don't let ESPN fool you, there is no rivalry between the Packers and Vikings. The only ones who believe that are Vikings fans, and that's only because they want to be considered as significant as the Bears and Packers, but never will since they lack the tradition, history and success that the two teams in the NFL's biggest rivalry have. Essentially what I'm saying is that Favre, Childress, the Vikings and their fans can all go to hell, as I will be laughing at them as they fail within the first two rounds of the playoffs.

Enough ranting, as it's time for a special edition of Best of the Week where I will be looking back on the past two weeks since we're behind schedule due to the holidays and finals from college. So without further or-do hit the jump for two weeks of NFL awesomeness!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Week 16 Power Rankings

New Rankings!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Week 15 Power Rankings

The playoff races are now closer than most people thought they would turn out to be. Get ready for an exciting last few weeks of NFL action! And check the rankings after the break...

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday's Sports Feature: Sunday Shaq Edition


It's finals week for the 2 college students at 18-1 so we are going to be a little behind. Between studying and writing pages and pages of research papers I have had little time to write up FSF; in return I give you a video/picture post dedicated to the coolest man in the NBA who just needs to be introduced as Shaq. More after the break.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Best of the NFL: Week 13

Hello to all of those who are new to 18-1, and let me welcome you to Best of the NFL where we go through the top events, prevents and....ok nothing else rhymes. Anyway here you will see funny and cool things that happened in the NFL in the week.

This week we saw that the Ravens aren't nearly as tough as we thought they were, as the cold of Lambeau and the laser arm of Aaron Rodgers, and that the Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre's annual late season downfall is inevitable, as Brad Childress cannot withhold the desire within Favre to say, "FUCK IT I'M GOING DEEEEEEEP!" Anyway for that and more, hit the jump!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Off Topic Tuesday: Why Emos Suck

To those who are familiar with some of my older works you may recognize that this edition of OTT is very similar to a piece that I wrote back in 2007. Don't worry you aren't going crazy (I wouldn't rule out a lack of proper blood circulation to the brain though, seriously you might want to get that checked out), this is actually the exact same piece that I wrote back then. Don't worry though, i'm not going to be completely lazy and just put up old work. No, because I love you jerks i'm going to add commentary to my old work (yes I can criticize myself too you know). Hit the jump to see what could be the greatest or the most mediocre OTT yet!

Week 14 Power Rankings

I had a lot of fun watching ESPN's 3 golden boys (Favre, Brady and Romo) fail at leading their teams to comeback victories. This week just proves 3 of 18-1's beliefs: Favre is not MVP and will collapse and throw picks under pressure, Brady is NOT CLUTCH, his wins are courtesy of Awesome Adam Vinatieri field goals, and Romo will always be bad in December and the playoffs. Rankings after the break!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Best of the NFL Week 12

Now I don't expect this week's best to come anywhere close to last week's batch of clips and pics, as there was no game so good that it was worth separating the section into two parts for. However, there was still some good stuff that happened this week, and no we will not be talking about the Bears-Vikings game or Brett Favre, you hear enough of that from ESPN. Hit the jump to see some other shit that is pretty cool.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Week 13 Power Rankings

Honestly, the Saints and Colts look like one of them could go 16-0 as they both have pretty easy schedules coming up. Every week the NFL looks more and more like its the Saints and the Colts, then everyone else.

Off Topic Tuesday: What 18-1 means to me

It's been a couple of weeks, but Off-Topic Tuesday is all new this week. The recent pats losses to the Colts and Saints reminded me of what the term 18-1 truly means to me, so I decided to write about it. Hit the jump!