Urban Meyer Leaves Florida

Reports from Florida are that Urban Meyer will step down as the head coach of the Gators citing "health reasons." Obviously it is because he no longer can fuck Tim Tebow

UPDATE: Meyer is now saying he is only going to take a year off from coaching. Of course what he's really doing is taking off the year where the team will be rebuilding and doesn't want his record tarnished, so when he comes back he will look like the hero who helped to save Flordia football. Essentially, he's a fucking douchebag who's going to trick all of College Football and get away with it.