Michael Vick Was Framed

Back in July of 2007 Michael Vick was about to enter another NFL training camp for another typical NFL year. Then the news broke that Vick was indicted in a dogfighting probe. After much investigation Vick pled guilty to felony animal fighting in August. In the coming months he would then turn himself in to start his 23 month sentence. We all knew this, but what we didn't know was that he was FRAMED.

More after the break.

When Vick was coming up in the league he was known to openly love animals. Just look at this picture: 

Does that look like a man who would hurt that adorable animal? I think not! Michael  is just a good kid under bad influence. In fact, all his legal troubles started when Marcus moved in with Michael at his home in Georgia. Marcus has always been a terrible influence on Michael. I know Michael is older, but when someone who lives with you is always getting into trouble you are bound to follow along eventually. Michael was always a great and honorable man. He even defended his brother Marcus when he was fined for stomping on a player during a college game. 

Marcus was a terrible person. He was jealous of Michaels success and sought revenge. Thats when he thought of a brilliant plan, he would secretly run a dog fighting ring in the basement of Michael's home while he slept. Then when they inevitably got caught he would blame it on Michael. He knew that Michael was such a stand up guy that he would just take the blame rather than see his little brother go to jail because Marcus would just become someones Girlfriend. Of course Marcus is not smart enough to come up with this plan on his own. He was, however, just smart enough to seek outside help. Just like they said in Undercover Brother, theres always a evil white man behind every scheme. This time the Man was none other than Chris Collinsworth! He was the mastermind behind the whole evil plot. Now I know most of you are saying, "C'mon! Why would sweet and innocent Chris do any of this?!"

The answer is simple. Chris notoriously hates running the football. There is nothing that makes him cringe more than seeing a team execute a running play while they could be BrettFavring it 60 yards down the field every play. If you don't believe me watch some games Collinsworth announces or simply play Madden 10. He is quoted to have said,

 "I think the running game should be banned from football." 

While he just thinks that the running game was banned from football he does not hate running backs. To him they are just pawns in a bigger picture. They are like soldiers, they are just doing what they are told. When Michael Vick came into the league he was supposed to be a QB. When he ran just as much as he threw Collinsworth became ENRAGED WITH AN UNDYING FURY. Vick spoiled the perfect QB position and stained the flawless passing game by adding running to it! What an atrocity! Collinsworth was just patiently waiting for an opportunity to attack. When Marcus came running to him for help Collinsworth never hesitated in saying yes. 

With this new light being shed on the Vick situation we know now what we must do to avenge his honor. We must frame Chris Collinsworth for Pat Tilman's death. He already had a motive when it happened, he hated Pat because Pat was good at stopping the pass. We shall call this Operation OJ Da Juiceman. We shall be victorious.