The Celtics Have Such Wonderful People On Their Roster

Rondo is the dirtiest, not the good "dirty," player in the NBA now that Bruce Bowen is gone.

Paul Pierce is the biggest actor, flopper and cry baby in the NBA.

Garnett elbowed another player last year in the face when the guy called Pierce out on his flopping.

Now this.

Garnett called Charlie Villanueva a "cancer patient" because of his lack of hair. I guess he didn't realize that Villanueva has alopecia universalis, a variation of alopecia areata, an autoimmune skin disease. This results in hair loss on the scalp and/or elsewhere on the body, according to sources including the never-wrong Wikipedia.

"KG talks alot of crap, he's prob never been in a fight, I would love to get in a ring with him, I will expose him," Villanueva Tweeted.

I'd like to see that happen, but include Rondo, Pierce, Kobe, and other NBA All Asshole Team starters in the beat down.

God only knows how class acts like Ray Allen and yeah, SHAQ, ended up on that team.

Why a Lakers-Celtics finals is bad for the NBA (and good for the NHL)

Though it is one of the most storied rivalries in all of sports, the showdown between the Lakers and Celtics in the 2010 NBA finals will do nothing, but harm to the league. The 12th meeting between the two teams in the Finals leaves much to be desired, as it is the least wanted outcome out of all the possibilities when entering the NBA playoffs.

Stay Calm Magic Fans

You may be worried if you are a Magic fan or anyone besides a Bawstoner after game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Don't fret NBA fans, the game may not have went as well as you wanted but there is no reason to be worried. The Magic will still win this series. They played as poorly as a team could play on offense and they were still in the game. They shot such low percentages, especially from 3 point range. The Magic are a great 3 point shooting team and when they get on track things could get ugly for the Celtics. Also Dwight played particularly abysmal on offense but he was definitely Superman on D.

The Celtics Are Dirty (Not the Good Kind)

I used to think it was just Rajon Rondo and Paul Pierce who were the sorry excuse for professional athletes on the Celtics squad. Now we can add Kevin Garnett to that list after the break.