Words of Wisdom Wednesday: Adam Schefter is a funny guy

"So I guess Brett Favre can now drive Brad Childress to the airport." 

- Adam Schefter, via Twitter

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: Cafuffle

"The Packers looked like they were in... a cafuffle out there." - Steve Young

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: "He Standin' There Like Jesus" NBA Elite 11 Demo

"He be standin' there like Jesus. This shit is crazy"

NBA Elite 11 promised to be more realistic and less "roll the dice" on shot percentage and player movement. AKA it wanted to be like NBA 2k. The results were the opposite. Check out "Hard8times" playing the demo on youtube. I started it at the 2:20 mark as that's when it gets real.

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: Kevin Durant

"I doubt im the next face; i'm just another guy helping to bring a gold back to the U.S. It's been a dream of mine since I was a little kid - Kevin Durant

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: Jordan On LeBron

"There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team.'" 

- Michael Jordan

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: ESPN

"His story is as well known as The Cat in the Hat.
He is as legendary in sports as Rocky Balboa.
He is as iconic as James Bond...


Brett Favre."

-ESPN

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: Michael Jordan

"Before you can succeed you must learn to fail."    -Michael Jordan

WWoW: Derek Anderson is probably friends with Art Modell

"The fans are ruthless and don't deserve a winner; I will never forget getting cheered when I was injured.  I know at times I wasn't great. I hope and pray I'm playing when my team comes to town and roll them."  
 - Derek Anderson after being cut from the Cleveland Browns

I don't know if Derek is calling himself a winner here, as that would be a complete lie on his part, or if he is admitting that he has the skill of a dehydrated orangutan when it comes to football. 

The Browns need to capitalize on their new space for a QB and pick up Troy Smith!

WoWW: How to succeed like Shaq

“I’ve succeeded at every level, except high school and college.” - Shaq

Shaq apparently went straight from Middle School Basketball to the NBA.

WoWW: Lou Gehrig

This may be the greatest speech ever by an athlete. Also, stop bitchin' about your little FML problems.

WoWW: Breesus will pump you up

In honor of his Superbowl Victory, we have decided to grant Drew Brees' famous pre-game chant the spotlight as this week's Words of Wisdom. If you haven't already heard this then you are in for a treat.

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: Ocho is unstoppable

“I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85.”

 - Chad "Johnson" Ochocinco

Ocho is so good they had to add another state to the union just to compete with him.

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: Favre is not afraid

 

 "That's the thing about Brett Favre: He's not afraid to throw interceptions. You have to admire him for that."- ESPN's Tom Jackson, immediately after the Vikings loss to the Saints.