Tom Brady's Hair continues to cause problems

The recent trade of all-star Wide-Out Randy Moss to the Vikings has many people questioning the motives of the Patriots. Why would a team send out one of it's biggest offensive weapons so early in the season? Could it have been due to Moss' poor performance against the Dolphins, or was the biggest factor that it was the last year on the future HOF's contract in New England? Though these are all valid reasons, a leaked story about a confrontation between Randy and Tom Brady has come out recently, which could have been a strong reasoning in the trade. The question now is, what could have caused NFL's most dangerous duo to squabble like kids on the playground?

The answer of course is obvious: Tom Brady's hair. When your quarterback has a career as high profile in modeling as he does on the field, his looks are just as important as his play. The Patriots knew this and saw to it that instead of making Brady get a haircut they would have to trade away their #1 receiver. However, is this an isolated incident or will Tommy Boy's do cause more problems for the rest of the team?



Here are some possible situations caused by Brady's refusal to get a haircut.

-Brian Scalabrine of the Boston Celtics will attempt to follow Brady's hairstyle resulting in one of the most abominable looking haircuts to ever grace the earth

-Convinced that the hair is the source of his Brady's talent, Al Davis will draft Justin Bieber as QB in the 2011 resulting in the first time an NFL player performed in the Superbowl Halftime show

-The Patriots will change their colors from Patriotic Red, White and Blue to Rainbow colors to match Brady's hippie style haircut.

-In order to capture a larger female audience, Commissioner Roger Goodell will make it mandatory for all players to grow their hair out. The style also causes a dramatic decline in concussions as the added hair acts as an extra layer of helmet.

-Mistaking him for a pretty girl Brett Favre began texting pictures of his dick to Tom Brady. Upon realizing that Brady was in fact a man, Favre continued to send lewd pictures to Brady.

-Ben Roethlisberger will confront Troy Polamalu about the length of his hair, which causes the all-pro safety to beat his quarterback into a coma. Polamalu is given the medal of freedom, the highest award a civilian can be given, by President Obama for his contribution to society.

-In an effort to regain his title as biggest heart-throb in Pro Sports, Sidney Crosby will grow his hair out to be twice as long as Brady's while covering himself in glitter and playing without his shirt on. During the first 10 minutes of using this apparel on the ice, Crosby is killed by a freak polar-bear attack. His hair was donated to charity.

-Randy Moss starts the 'foundation against pro quarterbacks looking like girls'. The organization receives a $50 million dollar donation from an anonymous donation which stated it thought QB's should focus less on their hair and more on being 6'5 and 230lbs with rocket arms.