George W. Bush : Crack Slinger

With the Rangers manager Ron Washington getting caught doing cocaine a year after Josh Hamilton, a Rangers outfielder, came back from a cocaine rehabilitation period I have to ask, "What the hell happened  to the Rangers organization?" George W. Bush is what happened.

The Nets Break Attendance Record

Look at that! Just look! I cannot recall a crowd that empty at a professional sports event that early in the game. The Nets and Bucks are only 3 minutes into the game and it looks like 12 people are in attendance. As I'm watching this game on TV (sadly) it is the 4th quarter and that picture does not lie. There is no one at this game. There isn't even even any Jersey trash in the stands.

The announcers are currently showing the face of rookie star Brook Lopez and it looks like his son just told him that he's going to get a sex change. The disappointment in his expression is not uncommon, according to the announcers this is the "48th time they have seen that on his face."

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Best of the Decade Part 4: Best Looking Quarterbacks (By Skip Bayless)

Hello loyal pawns, and welcome to my own personal segment of this pitiful website's attempt at making jokes and actual sports facts. Of course being a genius myself, I figured that I would come in and help these two pitiful flaks in their attempt to make any sort of respectable listing. So join me, Skip Bayless, as I present my personal list, which I thought up myself, of the best athletic bodies of the decade.