Manly Mondays: Phoning it in

Yeah, this is a total cop-out. Too bad, I'm really busy since the NFL season started and I'm in college and all. Just read this article found at Cracked.com. Here's an example of its manliness:

Manly Mondays: Sweetness

"Never Die Easy." 

-Walter "Sweetness" Payton

Manly Mondays: The Expendables: A Call To Arms

Don't be a pussy, go spend 10 bucks on this movie August 13th! 

Manly Monday: Steve Nash and Duncan Keith

This weekend Nash re-established himself as the Manly Man/Crazy Canadian of the NBA. During game 3 he was on the receiving end of a headbutt from Derek Fisher. The hit broke Nash's nose but didn't slow him down. He just snapped it back into place to the disgust of his teammate Grant Hill. This isn't his first face injury and the rest of the pics are after the jump.

Manly Monday: Clint Eastwood

Fuck you.

Fuck all you skinny jean wearing, emo havin', pussy-ass girly-men. Be more like Clint Eastwood

Hit the jump for some of Clint's best moments.

Manly Monday: Artie Lange Explains Manliness, and It Doesn't Include Joe Buck

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Manly Monday: Samuel L. Jackson

The man himself, Samuel L. Jackson

Manly Mondays: Don Frye Makes Boxing Look Like Ballet

Don Frye is an American Hero. Some of you may not know who he is or what he did, but that doesn't change the fact that he is a hero. This is Ol' Donnie boy mashing fists with some Japanese pretender. Also, the Japanese guy was probably a terrorist. Full video after the break.

Manly Mondays: Sports Mustaches

This list is in no particular order. They are all equally Manly and awesome.

Manly Mondays: The Alphabet of Manliness

I know this is old news to most, but some people still have not heard of Maddox's "The Alphabet of Manliness." This  book is "so manly even the sentences don't have periods"(Dan Berman). 

The cover starts off this books manliness by depicting an overly muscular dude jump-punching a large gorilla in the face. The only way that could be updated to be more manly(since this was published in '06) is if he were kicking ManBearPig in the balls. 

Poorly done, I know. It took 2 minutes.

It's a hilarious read and I recommend picking it up.