We at 18-1 are joyed to have the head analysts from ESPN write a few Top 10s of their own to take a load of our shoulders! Today we have the amazing in depth perspectives of Chris Berman, Mark Schlereth, and Lou Holtz!
Mark Schlereth's Top 10 NFL Players of the Decade
10. Brett Favre - I mean what does this guy NOT do? He's God on and off the field.
9. Brett Favre - Remember that game they lost to Da Bears? It's all AP's fault
7. Tony Homo - Besides the fact that he can't win, he's pretty damn amazing in September
6. Brett Favre - This guy deserves to be handed 3 more Super Bowl rings because 1 isn't enough
5. Packers Favre - I know it's the 2000s but I played in the 90s against this guy and he is SUPER
4. The Minnesota Brett Favre's - They are nothing without him. I guarantee they win the Super Bowl
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2. Bart Starr - Who is this? Oh well, #2 is for losers
1a. Shaq - Gotta love the Shaqctus
1b. Brett Favre - He's a God among Mortals, just like the #10 player on my list. An ageless wonder, he holds ALL the records so that is proof he is the best.
Lou Holtz's Greatest Sports Teams of the Decade
10. The New York Yankees - Hey, they've won more than anyone in my lifetime, and that's as old as the MLB itself
9. The Bawston Everythings - Everything Bawston does is victorious, and they have the best fans
8. Notre Dame - God's Team
7. Notre Dame - The Holy Empire
6. The Brett Favre's - Like Mark said, they are Super
5. Notre Dame - We don't need any stinkin' NCAA Conference
4. Brett Favrers - Duper
3. Notre Dame - If you are run by a Priest you know you are good
2. Notre Dame - Because Priests know the most about athletics
1. Notre Dame
Chris Berman's Top 5 Backbackbrettbackback Moments
5. Say it ain't so Brett! "Nothing has changed. At this moment, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football." Good thing it wasn't so, again.
4. When Bill Plaschke stood up for America, "The number one site in football thus far has been Brett Favre running down the field into the arms of his receivers. It's wonderful. America loves that. This team can play. Brett Favre is back. This guy has captured America."
3. When Jay Mariotti stole the words right out of my mouth! "The rebirth of Favre is bad news for Bears fans. But it's great news for football, sports and, when you think about it, life."
2. When I made this holiday, "Brett Favre is going to be 38 October 10th. October 10th should be a national holiday."
1. When I said this, "And you know what? I don't care whether people are Packers fans or whatever, I'll reiterate what we said, rooting for Favre is like rooting for America."
I actually like Lou Holtz
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