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Friday, December 25, 2009

Friday's Sports Feature: Christmas Edition

Ah Christmas. A time of family, friends, love, and sports. This year you could do the same thing as every year by spending time with the family, or you could be awesome and watch NBA all day until the Friday night game between the Chargers and the Titans! Let's break down the pros and cons of each.
You can start the day off by watching the Heat "battle" the Knicks in MSG. You may wonder, "Who wants to watch the Knicks?" In most cases this is true, but today it will be vs DWade. Remember how Lebron dominates every time he's at MSG? Well I predict Wade will light it up so much that people will forget about the tree at Rockefeller Center.
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You can wake up early, and I mean early to get your screaming kids off to the races. Of course the joy on their faces will be worth the thousands of dollars and lack of sleep right? Maybe the first time, but it's the same every year. Then they cry when they don't get what they want. Most of them probably don't even know who Jesus is. Oh, you don't have kids? So then you are probably waiting for Xmas to come to get your presents from mom and dad. You asked for a computer, you're getting a calculator. Maybe a puppy? You'll find a hamster in your room. If you do actually get all that you want, well then you are probably a spoiled rich kid and most likely will be at the Heat vs. Knicks game anyways. Front row too.


Next you'll get the top 2 teams in the Easy facing off in Orlando. The Bawston Celtics will bring their A game vs Dwight and the Magic. It's going to be a battle down low between KG and Superman. The Celtics have been waiting for this game all year as it is a chance on national television to get revenge on the Magic who beat them last year in the playoffs. It's going to be a nail biter.
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You will travel 3 hours in traffic to your Grandmas house for an early dinner. Maybe the food will be good, or maybe it will be overcooked slop. That's not the worst part, the worst part is everyones screaming babies and children if you're extended family is young. If they aren't then it's a bunch of old smelly people pinching you. The worst part is your creepy Uncle Larry who always tries to touch your leg and smile.

Larry on Xmas Eve

Instead you could have stayed home and watched rim rattling amazing dunks that touch your soul from Lebron as he faces off against Kobe. I mean, it's Lebron v. Kobe, so is there anymore I have to say?

Gross

Finally there is a special Friday Night Christmas Football Game for the first time I can remember. With playoff implications in line the Titans will play the Chargers in Tennessee. You can count on Chris Johnson trying to speed up and down for 150 plus yards cause even he knows he is the whole offense. On the other side LT won't just let himself get shown up by some sophomore player. Also, Phillip RIIVVVERRSSS is playing! Spectacular!


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