Week 3 Power Rankings

This picture is from last week, but the list is new. It's going to be ugly too, hopefully next week I'll have Adobe Illustrator back. Read more by clicking...Read More. 

Words of Wisdom Wednesday: "He Standin' There Like Jesus" NBA Elite 11 Demo

"He be standin' there like Jesus. This shit is crazy"

NBA Elite 11 promised to be more realistic and less "roll the dice" on shot percentage and player movement. AKA it wanted to be like NBA 2k. The results were the opposite. Check out "Hard8times" playing the demo on youtube. I started it at the 2:20 mark as that's when it gets real.

Power Rankings

Unfortunately I am without a computer that has Illustrator right now so this weeks Power Rankings will be a boring lame stupid text list, but it will be coming tomorrow.

Culpepper is mad

he finally threw A decent pass on 3rd down and it was dropped

Part 2

Sacramento finally gets a field goal at least.

Andre Dixon's in a running well.

culpepper threw deep. way off target again but the WR got nailed after the play and a 15 yard penalty occurred..mad booing

 Watch "Colonials game 1.1" on YouTube

Location : Wilbur Cross Hwy, East Hartford, CT 06108,

Location : Wilbur Cross Hwy, East Hartford, CT 06108,

Colonials first game live blog

Happy to see Josh mccown, culpepper, Dennis green and Andre Dixon.

Mccown made a sweet loft pass down the left side line with 9 min left in the 2nd. 

Blocked kick at 7:04 2nd quarter in Sacramento territory by 34 mcduffie.

14 yard scramble by #11 Ryan perriloux

Culpepper honestly looks terrible. Another 3 and out with 4 min left in the half

Fucking cannons

Sacramento can't catch either. Culpepper throws on the run way out of boundS. Next pass deep and int by # 40

Nice run by Lorenzo Booker. But I want Andre.

Halftime comes. Walking to Burger King. Wait. B.o.b. performance

Videos coming after the game in full recap.

Awesome 70 yard screen pass to Lorenzo Booker to start 2nd half

Wow. Sacramento actually got passed the 50. In the red zone!

Location : Wilbur Cross Hwy, East Hartford, CT 06108,

Location : Wilbur Cross Hwy, East Hartford, CT 06108,

Location : Wilbur Cross Hwy, East Hartford, CT 06108,

Location : Wilbur Cross Hwy, East Hartford, CT 06108,

Location : Wilbur Cross Hwy, East Hartford, CT 06108,

Week 2 Power Rankings

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

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Best of the Week 2010: Week 1

It has returned. The NFL is back people, and with it of course brings one of our best features: Best of the Week. This season though look for some changes in your favorite segment, as we'll feature less .gifs than last year. This of course will mean faster page loading for everyone, so you can get to viewing the good stuff faster. In it's place will be a larger assessment of youtube videos, which will load much faster on most browsers.

This week of course brought with it many epic moments. Big hits, bad calls, and Phillip's patience falls, all this and more after the jump.

Manly Mondays: Phoning it in

Yeah, this is a total cop-out. Too bad, I'm really busy since the NFL season started and I'm in college and all. Just read this article found at Cracked.com. Here's an example of its manliness:

Team Outlooks: AFC East

These lists will go in order of last years division standings, and I will not be predicting standings here. This is just an objective view on what has happened with these teams over the offseason and a general educated guess of how they will fair in 2010.

Take the Bills out of the equation and the AFC East could be the best division in football. In all honesty, either the Jets, Dolphins or Patriots could win this division, and whoever wins this division will be battle tested for the playoffs and be a team no one wants to face in the Divisional Round. More after the break.

Team Outlooks: NFC South

These lists will go in order of last years division standings, and I will not be predicting standings here. This is just an objective view on what has happened with these teams over the offseason and a general educated guess of how they will fair in 2010.

Almost every season the NFC South has a new division champion. Even though we have the Saints at #2 in our Week 1 Power Rankings, by season's end it is possible someone like the Falcons could take over. More after the jump. 

Team Outlooks: NFC West

These lists will go in order of last years division standings, and I will not be predicting standings here. This is just an objective view on what has happened with these teams over the offseason and a general educated guess of how they will fair in 2010.

For the 8 millionth year in a row, the NFC West may be the worst division in football. More after the break.

Week 1 Power Rankings

And we're back! Congrats football fans! You made it through another grueling offseason. Thursday night marks the open of the 2010/2011 NFL Season. We get to watch a rematch of the NFC Championship as the Vikings and Super Bowl Champ Saints battle it out. Hopefully, and most likely, Drew Brees will mess up the Vikings and win big. 

Besides Thursday night, the NFL has blessed us with a bunch of great matchups for week 1. There's Colts-Texans, Jets-Ravens, and Bengals-Patriots, among others (vote on the poll!) But that's not what this post is about, let's get to the Week 1 Power Rankings right after the jump.

Team Outlooks: NFC North

These lists will go in order of last years division standings, and I will not be predicting standings here. This is just an objective view on what has happened with these teams over the offseason and a general educated guess of how they will fair in 2010.

The NFC North holds the divisions two biggest power houses, or does it? More after the jump.

OchocincO's

Yes, they may just be Honey Nut Cheerios with a funny box, but they are still funny nonetheless.

On a serious note, some of the proceeds will go to Feed The Children

Manly Mondays: Sweetness

"Never Die Easy." 

-Walter "Sweetness" Payton

Team Outlooks: NFC East

Who would have expected this? Me, Matt Sasso, starting a series of columns with the division that contains the New York Giants. I know what you're thinking, and yes I AM always this unpredictable.

These lists will go in order of last years division standings, and I will not be predicting standings here. This is just an objective view on what has happened with these teams over the offseason and a general educated guess of how they will fair in 2010.

Lets get this started. The NFC East has been very up and down the last few seasons. At one part of the season they will look like the best division in football, the NFC Beast, then later on they will all look terrible with the exception of one random team a year. Who will it be this year? More after the jump.

2010 Pre-Season Predictions

On the rise

-Jason Campbell and the Raiders
If you had told me a year ago that the Oakland Raiders could be favorites to with their division I would have laughed in your face. It's funny how quickly things can change. If any team dramatically improved in the off-season it would have to be Oakland, as they adressed nearly all of their problems. They cut the tumor that was draft-bust Jamarcus Russell from their roster, and acquired the young, talented Jason Campbell from the Redskins. That by itself would have been a significant improvement, however the rouges of the NFL didn't stop there as they did something that nobody would have guessed: They had a good draft. When the Raiders announced their first pick in the draft, everyone across the country was fully expecting yet another poor pick, one on Matt Millen level of awfulness. However, instead of another Jamarcus, the Raiders made a smart, safe choice and drafted LB Rolando McClain. The rest of their draft was on a similar tone of making smart choices, nothing mind-blowing, but players who they can help to rebuild their franchise with.

Brett Favre "Retiring!"

According to reports Vikings QB Brett Favre is retiring...again. I'm sure more definite news will be out soon but even when it does come out one has to ask, "will it stick this time?"

UPDATE: Favre has stated he will play this season if he is healthy...so much for that

Colonials 'Big' Announcement

Via @theufl Twitter account: The Colonials are announcing a new player and they claim it is big news. We will have to wait until noon today to hear what it is. Check in later!