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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Best of the NFL Week 10

Not a whole lot happened this week. Atlanta continued it's losing streak as the Panthers re-emerged with a new game plan (don't let Delhomme throw the ball), Marice Jones Drew proved he is as smart as he is strong (unless you ask ESPN of course), the Browns still suck and of course the Pats choked when it mattered most against a Manning (kind of like a certain superbowl). Hit the jump for this week's highlights.

First up, what we've all been talking about, the Colts domination over the Patriots. Of course, everyone is talking about how good Brady and the New England offense did, but if you'll notice in the highlights below, nearly everything is done by Randy Moss. By that I don't mean that Brady throws good passes to Moss, but rather that he literally just dumps it off to him and he makes big plays. If you thought that the Pats biggest offensive key was Brady, well then obviously you didn't pay attention last season, because Randy Moss just proved that the Pats Offense is nothing without him.



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Making Tom Brady seem 100x better than he actually is, just another day in the life of Randy Moss

Oh course the Colts still have their own star player who isn't Peyton Manning, Reggie Wayne.

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Bitches can't cover the Wayne!

However when it came down to the ultimate battle to see who was more clutch, the combination of Bellicheat's lack of real coaching skill and Brady's lack of real skill stopped the Pats short from being able to gain two yards.

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You know what really would have been a genius and simple play in this situation? A draw play, but of course the Pats wouldn't know how to do that

Fortunately for the Colts, they don't have the same problem when it comes to winning when it matters most (without the help of Adam Vinattari).

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Bellicheat: Hey maybe we should put double coverage on Reggie Wayne. You know what let's not it's not like he could catch the game winning touchdown.

Oh and if you hadn't heard it seems that Bellicheat has his own personal set of douchebag bodyguards to push down cameraman when he loses. That being said here's a montage of Pat's failure reactions.

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Oh don't mind me, just proving I'm the best QB of all time


Ok enough Pats bashing (for now), let's move onto less epic things.


The Falcons have lost 3 of their last 4 games (to the Panthers, Saints and Cowboys) after this week. While Atlanta is beginning to lose strength their division rivals, the Panthers, have been climbing their way out of the hole the Jake Delhomme got them into (probably all the chicken he ate in the offseason), one week at a time. After beating the Cardinals and nearly dethroning the undefeated Saints, the Panthers put some heat on Matty Ice.

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Ryan has apparently adopted Delhomme's nack for throwing picks

However the Falcons weren't down and out yet, as they still had their all-star running back, Micheal Turner...

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Here I come to save the day!!

...Or at least they did until he got injured. Then the Panthers decided to unleash the beast on Atlanta from both land..

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Oh hey remember me, Johnathon Stewart? Yeah just one of the best Running Backs in the league. Yeah I'm gonna style on you

and air...

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Delhomme must had forgotten he was on the same team as Steve Smith for the first half of the season

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Ok, well so much for that..

Meanwhile in the NFC West, the Cardinals were trying to keep their lead in the division race from the reemerging 49ers. Oh course when you're playing the Seattle Seahawks this isn't very difficult...

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...seriously Cardinals?


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Ok that's more like it (Beanie Wells FTW)

And of course the Cardinals wouldn't be the Cardinals without the passing attack

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Ok maybe Boldin is the best receiver in Arizona

You're probably wondering where Matt Hassleback and the Seahawks Offense was...

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...yeah, this could be the worst interception of the year


Now time for some pointless, but funny clips

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The lions really need to work on defending Stafford from flying Vikings


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Jeff Reed is turrible


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Say what you will about his coaching skills, but Todd Haley is awesome

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