Best of NFL Week 9

Another NFL week has come and gone, bringing with it great upsets, disappointments and thankfully a severe lack of Brett Favre (Vikings had a bye). What we did see however was that Bucs aren't nearly as bad as they appear (when they are wearing creamsicle jerseys at least), Kurt Warner is still very good (and Matt Leinart still sucks). All that good shit and more after the jump!




The Dolphins are the trickiest team in the NFL



Clearly the Patriots did not account for RICKY MOTHERFUCKIN' WILLIAMS! in their gameplan

Oh yeah, and Tom Brady is a douche, but that's nothing new

Video from KSK

While the Wildcat worked out for awhile, it couldn't keep up with the Pats when Tom Brady remembered that he had Randy Moss on his team.

Oh hey guys remember me? Just making Tom Brady look like a much better QB than he actually is.




Randy Moss is the polar opposite of Ted Ginn Jr. when it comes to being clutch


Eventually the Phins realized that they had to actually cover Randy Moss in order to prevent the evil empire from winning the game



Fuck yo' tallness!

However because Miami has yet to realize that Ted Ginn Jr. should never be on the field as a WR when the game is on the line, they ended up losing the game. Some Patriots were more excited about this victory than others..



This could be the worst celebration of the week...

Also, if you hadn't heard Joey Porter was doing some "trash talking" (even though he was simply speaking the truth) the week before the game. In the actual game, Porter had 0-0 for tackles and assists, a fact that the Pats used to douche him out on the megatron during the game. However, despite Porter's lack of statistical effect he did help bring us this picture of Tom Brady looking like a huge pansy.

Maybe Tom should stick to trying to slap Ronnie Brown on the sidelines

This is just being posted because it's hilarious

While the Phins were allowing the Pats to defeat them for starting Ted Ginn, back in Florida the Bucs were trying out their new strategy..

Is Josh Freeman or the throwback jerseys the cause of their win? You be the judge

Maybe it was something in the air, but the Bucs actually looked like a real football team this Sunday. With the Tampa D-line making fools out of the Packers O-line, and pressuring A-Rodgers into looking like Brett Favre [NOTE: That isn't a good thing]

Leave it to a Packers QB to say, "Fuck it I'm going deep!"

Unlike Rodgers though, Donald Driver is not one to be trifled with

However the Packers, being the cheese-heads they are, didn't give up without a fight and Rodgers decided to ditch the line altogether and just run while hoping for the best. Fortunately for him it worked out.

I can't stay in the pocket there's no proection there...AWWW FUCK IT I'LL JUST RUN IT!!

Ok, this is just pitiful; has to be the worst of the week

The Bucs however wouldn't let opportunity slip out of their hands, and decided they were going to win this game, even if they had to murder the punter to do it.

Maybe they should just have just had Rodgers run it instead of punting

Atari is just mad cause they stylin' on him and his stupid hair

In Cincinnati, the Bengals proved they are for real by beating the Ravens and securing the position as the top team in the AFC North. Why did the Ravens lose? Well probably because Joe Flacco decided to take a play from the Little Giants

Unfortunately it was not the annexation of Puerto Rico

Although most of Baltimore played like garbage, Ed Reed reminded Ochocinco that he is still one of the best safeties in the league.



There will be no stylin' here today Ocho

In games that featured homo-eroticism, such as Philly vs Dallas, where the Cowboys were able to retake their mantle as the media's favorite jerkoff by beating the Eagles. However, "America's" Team won the only way they know how, by being extremely gay.

Tony seems a little too excited to be grabbed by a man in that region


"Great win guys, now let's go out and get some wine coolers to celebrate!"

While the Cowboys were climbing the division ranks, the Giants continued their fall with their 3rd loss in a row, this time at the hands of none other than Phillip Rivers and the Chargers. Although the chargers technically won the game, it was not as much their victory as it was the Giants loss as Lawrence Tines, the giants kicker, essentially decided to take a dive and miss the kick which cost the G-men the game.

Go to the 22 second mark

Maybe Ochocinco paid Tynes off
Also, Phillip Rivers went all PHILLIPPPP RRRRRIVERRSSS!!! and celebrated the only way he knows how.


Never mind what I said before, this is the worst celebration of the week

Last and easily the least was Matt Leinart, who came in for one play during the Bears - Cardinals game, hoping to show his growth as a bench warmer for Kurt Warner the past couple years. How did he show that he was ready to become a real starting QB in the NFL? By throwing a pick on his first and only pass attempt of course!



I got this guys! Here we go stardom!...Awww fuck