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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Best of NFL Week 8



Another week, another crazy set of games, plays and Brett Favring. There were disappointments, first time wins and losses, and a couple undefeated teams sneaking past to keep their records clean. Oh, and the browns still suck, but that's not really news to anybody.



First up, Jets v. Dolphins. Now I know a lot of Jets fans were still butthurt over the loss they suffered in Miami against those fingiled Phins and were looking for some revenge in this game. Unfortunately, their malicious drunken chanting had no effect on the awesomeness that is Ted Ginn Jr.





Bitches thought Ted Ginn Jr. only dropped game changing passes, but they was wrong!



Oh and then he decided he was just gonna do it again, for the lolz.



Gee guys, that guy just scored a touchdown a while ago from a kickoff, maybe you shouldn't kick it to him. Oh shot, why not, what are the chances he does it twice...oh very good? Awww balls


Luckily for the Jets they had a trick up their sleeve...



Nobody expected that we would trust Sanchez with the ball! What an ingenious trick play


Of course the Jets ended up losing the game, probably because they broke rule #1 when playing the Dolphins. Do not piss off Joey Porter! Seriously the guy is batshit crazy.


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Awww no you didn't!!


Meanwhile in games that did not feature the implausible idea of a Dolphin beating an Airplane in a fight...

The Colts managed to keep their perfection intact, by beating Singletary's Niners. However, the victory did not come easy as the Niner's D was able to keep Peyton's passing ability to that of a mere mortal (rather than his usual godly performance). So to win the game the Colts decided to let Reggie Wayne throw the ball, absurd as it is, it worked.


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Although the Colts were happy with this, anyone with Peyton on their fantasy team (including myself) was furious.



The worst game of the year (or one of the), ended up being one of the most entertaining, as the Rams and the Lions battled it out to decide if St. Louis would follow in Detroit's footsteps from last year and go 0-16.Photobucket


You know you're bad when the Lions are getting a safety against you.

Despite this setback, the Lions realized that they were still the Lions, and ended up losing the game because of a fake field goal pass of all things.




A fake field goal?! My god...it's so crazy...it just might work! Not against a good team I mean, but against the Lions it might

This was a hard week for the giants as they not only continued their losing streak, but their most recent defeat came from their rivals, the Eagles. Of course the Eagles are no slouches, as they lit up the g-men for most of the game.


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Desean Jackson is so good that the Refs cant even keep their composure when he's making plays


The game also resulted in some terrible photoshops from the NFL, such as this piece:


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Where the hell is Hakeem Nick's Leg?!?!?



Atlanta attempted to bring the Saints down to earth, and though they put up a admirable effort, Matty Ice and the Falcons were unable to overcome the might of New Orleans. Yet even in their defeat, they managed to prove that that Drew Breesus is human after all.



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Falcons Plan for defending against the Saints: Jump really high


Finally I think this play just sums up the Raiders entire season



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Surprisingly Jamarcus had nothing to do with this folly.

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  1. I had to edit this goddamn post about 40 times because of HTML problems

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